Wednesday, May 04, 2016

Christian god to Ted Cruz: "Drop Dead"


Poor Ted Cruz.

First, his god tells him to run for President of the US.

Then, his god humiliates him in primary after primary.

Ted wanted his Republican opponents to pray and drop out of the race.

But it didn't quite work out that way.

What a capricious puppet-master god Ted worships!

1 comment:

Paul C. Anagnostopoulos said...

Perhaps god was speaking Swahili instead of English or Spanish.

~~ Paul