No Smoking Fail

This wins my award for the "No Smoking Sign Least Likely to Convince Anyone Not to Smoke". Spotted in the Surrogate's Court Building, 4th Floor, at 31 Chambers Street, NYC. At the time someone was happily smoking in one of the stalls.

Pretentious Sign Contest

OK, let's have a pretentious sign contest!

The winner will receive a prize.

Rules: the sign should be as pretentious as possible, saying something simple in a flowery or ridiculously verbose way.

Here's my nomination:



Translation: "Be nice to the janitor! Put trash in trash cans."

Now, it's up to you.