From Joe Smith:
Here is my submission, entitled "1 + 1 = 2", to the Journal of Integer Sequences. It gives a simple, new, and cute proof of this famous theorem which I know you will want to publish.
I'm sorry, this is simply too trivial to publish in the Journal.
How disgraceful that an honest person seeking to publish their work in a forum belonging to an elite that think they hold the absolute truth, and deliver their decision based on an incredibly deprecatory pseudo review, are frustrated by your dishonest response!
I will give you one week to accept this paper. If not, I will destroy the reputation of the Journal.
I'm sorry, the decision stands.
Can you please suggest another journal where I can publish my result?