From Joe Smith:
Here is my submission, entitled "1 + 1 = 2", to the Journal of Integer Sequences. It gives a simple, new, and cute proof of this famous theorem which I know you will want to publish.
My response:
I'm sorry, this is simply too trivial to publish in the Journal.
Smith's response:
How disgraceful that an honest person seeking to publish their work in a forum belonging to an elite that think they hold the absolute truth, and deliver their decision based on an incredibly deprecatory pseudo review, are frustrated by your dishonest response!
I will give you one week to accept this paper. If not, I will destroy the reputation of the Journal.
My response:
I'm sorry, the decision stands.
Smith's response:
Can you please suggest another journal where I can publish my result?
3 comments:
:)) Funny
"Can you please suggest another journal where I can publish my result? "
Answer: "No, but I can think of another journal who will not publish your article".
(Which makes two journals)
Say, anyone know anything about this "Antarctica Journal of Mathematics"
www.domainsmoon.com/ajm.html
?
The flashing circus lights strongly suggest this journal has a high impact, like after Sylvester gets hit on the head with a frying pan by Tweetie Bird.
I saw no such flashing lights at the "Annals of Mathematics" from the Institute for Advanced Study.
Come on, IAS! Get with the times!
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